Monday, December 21, 2015

What Locals Want for Christmas?

The man with the white beard will be putting in an appearance in three days, so if you haven’t sent him your list, you’d better hurry. What do some prominent Shoals newsmakers want? Our elfin spies tell us all:

Dear Santa, please bring me…

A gazillionaire sugar daddy – DreamVision

A Norelco electric razor – Kevin Davis

Either more City of Florence job openings or fewer relatives – Dick Jordan

Just a little guidance from a wise counselor – Chris Balentine

Muskrats…more muskrats to blame – Tuscumbia Parks & Recreation

No fault divorce in Alabama – Kneeland Hibbett

One of those programs that erases sent messages five minutes after they’re read – Ian Sanford

Sharper teeth to bite James Bankston – Prince

That fat cat band director for lunch -- Una

The ability to drown voting rights in the City of Florence – Phillip Pettus

And finally,

A merry Christmas and a happy 2016 for all our readers – Shoalanda

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