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The man with the white beard will be putting in an appearance in three days, so if you haven’t sent him your list, you’d better hurry. What do some prominent Shoals newsmakers want? Our elfin spies tell us all:
Dear Santa, please bring me…
A gazillionaire sugar daddy – DreamVision
A Norelco electric razor – Kevin Davis
Either more City of Florence job openings or fewer relatives – Dick Jordan
Just a little guidance from a wise counselor – Chris Balentine
Muskrats…more muskrats to blame – Tuscumbia Parks & Recreation
No fault divorce in Alabama – Kneeland Hibbett
One of those programs that erases sent messages five minutes after they’re read – Ian Sanford
Sharper teeth to bite James Bankston – Prince
That fat cat band director for lunch -- Una
The ability to drown voting rights in the City of Florence – Phillip Pettus
And finally,
A merry Christmas and a happy 2016 for all our readers – Shoalanda
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