Sunday, December 31, 2023

Our Top Five Blogs from 2023

 



The year 2023 has, just like previous years, produced some odd, sad, and noteworthy stories. Let's look at them:


5. Weeden Home Sold

4. Jay Steward Indicted for Murder 

3. Inspiration Landing Chickens Come Home to Roost

2. Blake Beck Slugs City Employee

1. Sheffield Faces Major Civil Rights Lawsuit 


Looking at the above list, we see two of the stories involve the City of Sheffield, as in major expense for the small Colbert County town. We believe the civil rights case will be far from settled a year from now, but what about Inspiration Landing? Shouldn't Sheffield be filing some lawsuits of its own?



Saturday, December 30, 2023

Justice for Bradley Lard - Part II

 



The last time anyone saw Bradley Eugene Lard alive was February 28, 2019 (some accounts use the date March 1st). He was walking near County Road 157 in Lauderdale County. Bradley's mother and sister reported him missing on April 3, 2019.

Months passed with no word on Mr. Lard's whereabouts. Gov. Kay Ivey offered a $5,000.00 reward for information leading to recovering Brad. The family made posts asking for hunters to be vigilant as they traversed nearby wooded areas in case Mr. Lard's body had been discarded in the high vegetation.

More months passed. Then on December 6th, a hunter found Brad's body near Cloverdale. Now that Bradley's body has been recovered, the major question is how he met his death.

From the Charley Project:

Lard was last seen at a friend's residence on Highway 157 in Cloverdale, Alabama, where he'd gone there to get a job, on February 28, 2019. The people at the residence said Lard left with a man named Billy and they took his girlfriend home to Waterloo, Alabama. It's unclear whether he ever returned to the Cloverdale residence. He has never been heard from again.

It's uncharacteristic of Lard to leave without warning. He had no cellular phone, credit cards or bank accounts at the time of his disappearance, making him difficult to track. Although he had been known to walk for great distances, he always kept in regular touch with family and friends and never went a day without talking to someone.


If you have any information concerning Bradley Lard's death, please call the Lauderdale County Sheriff's Department.



Friday, December 29, 2023

Justice for Bradley Lard - Part I

 



Yesterday, the identities of two bodies recently found in the Shoals were announced. Both were males currently listed as missing persons. We ask our readers to pray for the families of these men. 

We're also asking for a special prayer for one of our friends/bloggers. Our blogger is a personal friend of a man on the ALEA missing list. It's presumed the missing person is deceased, but his family understandably wants closure. You may not know our blogger or the missing man, but God does. Please pray that this case can be resolved.

We're also going to ask that you pray for closure for the family of DeShawn Childers. The man presumed to have been involved in Shawn's disappearance is now dead, but the family still searches for their brother's remains. Let's hope 2024 brings them peace.


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We can think of two criminal deaths and two GoFundMe accounts where "families" have been strongly divided on publishing details. It is never our wish to reveal any information that immediate family doesn't want published, but we have discovered just how divided families (and even complete strangers who want to weigh in) can be.

When a family member of Bradley Lard contacted us that a body had been found with their loved one's property, we published that fact. Why? Not, as someone said, for "clicks," but to inform others searching that this was not their loved one. At least two readers not even related to Bradley accused our blog of concocting the whole thing and averred that the body wasn't Bradley's. Are we waiting for an apology? Judging from past experiences, we don't anticipate one. What we do hope for is a speedy arrest in Bradley's death. 

Tomorrow: Bradley's disappearance...



Thursday, December 28, 2023

Waiting on an Order from Zulily?

 



If you think you had a "meh" Christmas, just be glad you didn't work for Zulily. Between mid and late December, Zulily laid off over 900 employees - almost its entire workforce. While many cyberspace retailers are racking up against brick and mortar competition, Zulily was being methodically wedged out by its chief competitor Amazon.

You may have missed the company's sad demise on December 22nd. Welcome to modern merchandising. What should you do if you have an outstanding order? From Zulily:


Dear Zulily Friends and Partners,

As previously announced, Zulily, LLC and its parent Zulily Group LLC (collectively, “Zulily”) made the difficult but necessary decision to conduct an orderly wind-down of the business to maximize value for the companies’ creditors. This decision was not easy nor was it entered into lightly. However, given the challenging business environment in which Zulily operated, and the corresponding financial instability, Zulily decided to take immediate and swift action.

To effectuate the process, on December 22, 2023, Zulily entered into an Assignment for the Benefit of Creditors (“ABC”) whereby an assignee – Zulily ABC, LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Douglas Wilson Companies – will complete an orderly wind-down of the business to maximize the recovery for the companies’ creditors as a third-party fiduciary.  Importantly, prior to the ABC, Zulily attempted to:

  1. Fulfill all pending orders and anticipates a vast majority of those will be fulfilled within the next two weeks;
  2. For orders that could not be fulfilled, Zulily endeavored to ensure those orders were cancelled and refunded; and
  3. If you have placed an order and do not receive it or a refund by January 22, 2024, please contact Omni Agent Solutions, our claims agent, at the contact provided below.

We realize that this news comes with many questions, and we have put a team in place to address customer, vendor, and other interested party inquiries. The Zulily ABC hotline can be reached at 888-202-5829 or (+1) 747-288-6406 outside the U.S., or visit  https://omniagentsolutions.com/ZulilyABC for more information and additional support. In addition, customers can send email inquiries to ZulilyCustomersABC@OmniAgnt.com, while vendors and other parties of interest can email ZulilyABCInquiries@omniagnt.com.

Zulily will strive to continue to provide everyone with the best service possible during the holiday season.  We appreciate your patience as we move through this process as swiftly and efficiently as possible.

Sincerely,

Ryan C. Baker

Vice President

Douglas Wilson Companies


If you fail to receive merchandise you've paid for, you're in luck if you paid via PayPal. It's easy to file a claim and some refunds are issued within hours of filing. Good luck!


Wednesday, December 27, 2023

Free Narcan Kit

 



The leading U.S. cause of death for those under the age of 45? An opioid overdose. 

Many of you may know that one of this blog's former writers passed away earlier this year from an overdose - supposedly fentanyl. We doubt that there's anyone out there who doesn't know someone who has lost his/her life to either an opiate or opioid overdose. 

While we may not be able to convince someone to give up harmful drugs, we can help ensure that those who overdose can be saved. The answer is naloxone, a drug sold under the name of Narcan. In this state, private individuals are entitled to receive Narcan for free, thus helping to save lives.

If you're interested, please check out the following and be ready to save a life:


Free Narcan Kit


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Tuesday, December 26, 2023

Sheriff Rick Singleton Tells It Like It Was

 



Vicky? Vicky's gone to whatever her reward may be.

Casey? Would you really trust Casey White to tell the truth about anything?

So who is left to tell the tale of the true crime/romance/thriller? 

We've known former Lauderdale County Sheriff Rick Singleton most of our life. He's a man of many friends and few detractors. Now he's published his account of the two weeks that gripped the Shoals in 2022.

Order here: 

Manhunt


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Monday, December 25, 2023

Merry Christmas 2023!



                      Photo Looking North on Court Street by FPD



We sincerely hope each and every one of you have a fantastic Christmas. If 2023 hasn't been all you've dreamed of, we know how to make the upcoming year better. 

Let's all pray each day for ourselves, family, friends, and government. We promise you'll be surprised at the results!



Sunday, December 24, 2023

Alabama Crime Theater Presents: Fun & Games with Nitrogen




In 32 days, Alabama will be the center of attention for much of the world. The State will attempt to execute Kenneth Smith, a sometime Florence resident, by depriving him of oxygen. How many care? At some level we should all care, but Smith is hardly a likable person. By January 25, 2025, most residents of the state won't even remember his name.

Perhaps we could make the most of Smith's execution by throwing a "Kenneth Smith Murder Mystery Dinner Theater & Potluck for Friends Only." Invite your friends to come in character:



Kenneth Eugene Smith - He was just a 22 year-old Royal Avenue boy who swears he only went along to commit a robbery. Totally innocent, right?




Jeff Hood - Known as "Rev," he's hoping this current gig helps him move up to an off-brand Baptist church...or maybe a Wild Willie beard grooming commercial.




Terry Raybon - The warden who will flip the switch to start the nitrogen flow. Famous for insisting female reporters visiting his prison wear a skirt and a half-slip.




Average Alabama Taxpayer - Sits idly by while State wastes money on inane laws and projects that even Rube Goldberg wouldn't touch.


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Happy Christmas Eve!


Saturday, December 23, 2023

They're Tearing Down a Parking Lot to Build a Parking Lot

 



A small Federalist clapboard house sat on a Tuscumbia side street. Many said it was the oldest dwelling in that Colbert County town. We often drove by it and looked forward to the day it would be restored. Was it? No, the City of Tuscumbia let the fire department use it for practice.

There was the old Campbell home on Oakview Circle. Yes, it was not in the best state, but surely no one would raze it. Surely a church group did. We could name similar homes in the area destroyed by the university in the name of progress (make that money).

Most recently, the City of Florence tore down the Perry Nurses' Home. Why? Why wasn't it saved; it was in fairly good condition. Alas, it didn't fit in with the proposed West Village project. How's that new retail/residential area coming along?

We're less than ten days away from 2024. What will the new year bring? Or should we say what will it destroy? If the powers that be in Sheffield don't build that two-hotel Inspiration Landing mini-city, perhaps someone needs to build a new super hotel in Florence. 

Perhaps on Court Street? No. How about East Tennessee Street? No. Maybe Florence Boulevard is a better location? After all, it's close to the new medical district, not to mention in relatively close proximity to the new Ag Center. Bingo - we think that may just be it.



Perry Nurses' Home


Friday, December 22, 2023

22 Days of Listerhill Theft

 



For three weeks this past winter, Listerhill customers in the Shoals (15 Northwest Alabama locations) area were victims of a gang of at least eight individuals who travel the country using skimmers to siphon off funds from ATMs. A total of 197 individuals lost an average of $8.8K each. More correctly, Listerhill insurance lost the 1.75 million. If you're not set up to view your accounts online, do that now. 

Not sure how a skimmer works?




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Thursday, December 21, 2023

Let's Recycle Right in Florence

 



For years, we've been committing serious "crimes" while recycling. Our two most common sins have been attempting to recycle clear plastic food/drink containers (think: those nice large Taco Bell tumblers) and disposable aluminum cookware. Well, don't do it!

Why should you make the effort to recycle? 

1. You conserve the earth's natural resources.

2. You save the city landfill expenses.

3. You assist in increasing the city's income, thereby decreasing the need for more taxes. 

4. You provide jobs for minor offenders to pay off their fines.

Those blue wheelie bins are there for a reason - use them!


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Wednesday, December 20, 2023

A Christmas Miracle on Pine Street

 




What those who are Florence city government junkies like yours truly would almost call a Christmas miracle took place at the December 19th meeting of the city council.

Let me start with this. I have been guilty of being hard on Michele Rupe Eubanks, District 4 councilperson, over some of her decisions. For the most part, I think she had it coming. After all, she was responsible for originating the redesign of the city seal which gave us the “F!" disaster. She can never live that down. She has always seemed to be the darling of the “committee” crowd. The artsy people who commission murals from out of state artists. The historical society which sits in judgment of paint colors. Those who do not mind spending taxpayer money on projects many taxpayers will never benefit from or would not want in the first place.

On the other side of the coin, I have always seemed to regard Jimmy Oliver, District 6 councilperson as more of a “man of the people” He seemed like a straight shooter who would take up for those who needed help the most in Florence. Although his district was relatively affluent, he seemed like he understood the needs of the blue-collar working people. He did stall some of the stickier agenda items when he first got on the council. But, sadly in all cases he always voted to approve. Even the “F!" disaster! So did all of them! The murals, the sales tax, the million-dollar appropriations to UNA, the donation to the Salvation Army, “West Village” on ECM land and Joel Anderson’s company getting paid by the city. ALL the “greatest hits” of controversial items passed by this council. At least it seemed Jimmy Oliver asked the most questions and seemed to stall the inevitable yes vote.

River Zurinsky is a young man possibly in his mid-20s. He seems like a very energetic almost nervous young man. He has a keen interest in city government. River ran against Dick Jordan in the 2020 citywide election for councilperson from District 2. He lives with his mother who owns a home on Cedar St. A request for rezoning of the block they live on has been made by a construction company, High Cotton Homes. This is a local company and evidently, they have purchased a house on River’s block and want to turn it into a business. There was the usual public meeting for surrounding property owners to attend put on the city calendar. 

A notice sign was erected on the property prior to the actual meeting to be held on 12-05, but there was a hitch. The sign had been erected in the alley of the property instead of on the street. This caused the vote on rezoning to be moved from the original date; 12-05 to 12-19. Rivers made impassioned pleas during the public remarks at both meetings about how the lighting and noise of a business next to the family home would be detrimental to his mother’s health. He alleged that High Cotton homes had already removed barrier trees between the two properties and paved a parking lot on the property to be rezoned. This is a violation of the city building department code according to River. This also allowed streetlights to flood the windows at night of the family home, making it difficult to sleep.

Despite the speeches from River Zurinsky asking that this request be denied, from years of following the votes of the Florence city council by a few different council people, I would have waged money that the vote at Tuesday’s meeting would be in favor of the construction company. After all, they were the petitioner, and they were supposedly making improvements to the property. The deciding factor for me had always been to follow the money and influence. It seemed River Zurinsky and his mother were not a wealthy construction company and I had never seen a council side with the “little guy” when it came to rezoning issues.

The first tell-tell sign that things may not go down as usual was the fact that Michele Eubanks was absent for the 12-05 meeting, so she was not familiar with this rezoning request. She asked questions about the parking lot that had been poured. I still thought she would have voted to approve the rezoning. Jimmy Oliver somehow seemed to not be as involved as usual and it appeared that he was just going to go along on this one. He seemed to favor “High Cotton” (intentional metaphor)

When Eubanks and of all people, Blake Edwards, voted against immediate consideration. I almost went to the window to see if a jolly old man with tiny reindeer had appeared! This was not an outright victory for River, but it meant he could gear up to fight another day. The motion would be carried over to the next meeting. Again. Something tells me he will be ready. Smalls wins like this make it look brighter for all of us “little people” who have neither old or new money or clout and I appreciate the overworked underpaid elves even more the older I get! 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from The Florence Detective! 

Please send all questions and/or comments to flodetective@gmail.com

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Editor's Note: High Cotton Homes is owned by Will King of Tuscumbia. The thing that we find most troubling here is the accusation of the company prematurely paving a front garden and violating the city's code. After a quick scan of the municode, we see that such paving cannot be in detriment of a residential neighborhood, but did not find the exact section preventing paving of such property. We welcome input.

We cannot begin to fathom why any honest, rational business owner would invest in this property before it was rezoned. Or was he somehow 100% sure it would be?

Hide the deed to your ranches; this does not speak well of High Cotton Homes...



Tuesday, December 19, 2023

Want More Internet Sales Tax?

 



Don't be sad when Christmas is over and New Year's gone. You'll have a new session of the Alabama State Legislature to amuse you.

First up, HB17. If this bill is enacted, that $1,000.00 camera or faux fur coat will increase in price from 1,080.00 to 1,095.00 if you order on the Internet. Yes, the current 8% tax will then be 9.25%, with the increase going to schools. 

Or you could purchase directly from China and not pay any tax. We're sure that's something that becomes more and more common each day.


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Sunday, December 17, 2023

Give a Local Gift This Holiday

 



We've always wanted to make sure all John W. Morgan prints have a good home. Mr. Morgan was a Cherokee/Florence artist who painted local scenes dotted with familiar faces. As we checked this holiday, we found no copies of his art book currently for sale. We did find a copy that recently sold for $500.00.

His individual prints? We've found only one on the market at this time:


Churning at the Spring


Many over the years have asked us about local author Margaret Phillips. Two of her books should be a staple on local bookshelves:


Doctor of the Cotton Patch


Rebekah


eBay also has one copy of Jim Smith's coveted book on Tuscumbia:


Walk Through Town


These are all by authors/artists who are no longer with us. You may also want to check Amazon and other collectible book sites for these items. Good luck!


Recently Sold Unframed for $216.00


Saturday, December 16, 2023

Sheffield, Are You Missing a Truck?

 



From our long-time blogger J. Redmon:

This truck is currently located at a private residence in Sheffield and has been at that location for months. The truck's hood is off and lying on the cab of the truck. Any bets that the one 'working' on it isn't a certified mechanic?




No matter the condition of the truck, it has some monetary value, if only for scrap. If the property is left unattended and the vehicle is stolen, would Sheffield's insurance cover the loss?  We doubt it, but welcome any comments.

Everyone has heard the old saw "Penny wise and pound foolish." Yet it seems that Sheffield is continually foolish with both pennies and pounds (dollars).

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Speaking of Sheffield and foolish in the same sentence reminds us of John Elkington. When will the Colbert County town sue Elkington, or his limited liability company? Could it recover the Inspiration Landing property? Could it ever recover any money spent on developing the land, no matter how little?

What happens when Elkington no longer graces this mortal plane? He has a wife and three sons; he has business partners. What avenues are open to Sheffield at this point?

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To Mayor Steve Stanley: There is more chance of DreamVision being built than there is of you being re-elected. Why not stand up and do the right thing by telling the citizens of Sheffield exactly how bad the town's financial situation is?




Friday, December 15, 2023

Ketamine: The Other Date Rape Drug

 



Two things today reminded us of the dangers of Ketamine, an animal tranquilizer commonly given to horses. Today's news brought to light the sad fact that Ketamine was in Matthew Perry's system when he drowned. We may assume he took it willingly in order to "come down" a notch, and the results were tragic.

Today also brought a message from a reader asking if we knew the status of Dr. David Brian Dickerson who was accused of the sexual assault of a student while serving as a visiting professor at UNA. A quick check of his credit report shows his most recent address to be in Richmond, Virginia. Beyond that we have no new knowledge, but will attempt to find out more. 

While teaching at UNA, Dickerson was accused of drugging the drink of a female student and then taking her to his hotel room. Most such incidents involve chemicals called GHB (Georgia Home Boy) or Rohypnol (roofies). Yet a friend found out the hard way that other drugs are often found in club settings outside of spiked drinks.

Our friend was male, a very large male, who didn't drink, but did use tobacco daily. During an especially difficult time in his life, he went to a club to listen to music and relax. When offered a joint, he didn't hesitate to consider what might be in the rolling paper besides pot.

The man made it to the club parking lot before passing out. After he woke up in an emergency department, he was told that he had "a slight" amount of Ketamine in his system. 

Ladies (or anyone out there), know what you're drinking or smoking. Even if you're 99 years old, you're too young to lose your life to a drug you didn't even want in the first place.


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Thursday, December 14, 2023

Shoals High Schools Are Just Okay

 



Want to know how Shoals high schools stack up? The latest report is out. 

Florence - 80 (B) - 95% Graduation Rate

Sheffield - 72 (C) - 82% Graduation Rate

Deshler - 82 (B) - 91% Graduation Rate

Muscle Shoals - 83 (B) - 96% Graduation Rate

Surprised? The largest school isn't best. How about graduation rates? Due to the way this statistic is calculated, these rates are never prefect, but Deshler and Sheffield are surprising.

Want to know more: Select a School


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Wednesday, December 13, 2023

Special: Unofficial Word on Identity of Body

 



We have heard from two sources who wish to remain anonymous that the body found earlier today near Cloverdale is presumed to be that of missing Florence man Bradley Lard. Mr. Lard has been missing since February 2019. 

According to another source in law enforcement, "Bubba" was never added to the state's official list of missing since at that time the element of coercion was required. That criterion was dropped in September 2023; however, there are several from this area who have not yet been added to the ALEA list.  

This is a developing story and we will update when new information is provided.


Santa Isn't the Only Thing Comin' to Town

 



Santa will make it first, but come next Spring/Summer, Florence will be getting a new business courtesy of Wagon Trail Hemp:




The parent company's home is in Hanceville and it's owned by Donald A. Stansberry, Charles R. Hollis, Joey Robertson, and Chris Ryan. Wagon Trail Hemp will also be opening three dispensaries in Athens.

We've given state senator Tim Melson a hard time over his persecution of rape victims, but we're happy to give him credit here for assisting the chronically ill in this state.


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Tuesday, December 12, 2023

What about Pine Street? - The Public Meeting

 



A meeting was held at the city auditorium on December 6th by Todd Sullivan, asst. Engineer at the city of Florence, where he stated it was to be more of an information meeting as to “where we are” rather than input from the public. He stated there had been “a couple of meetings along the way” and gotten input from “different places” such as UNA police and “others”. To this reporter's knowledge, these “others” did not include those who would be paying for this alteration of Pine Street. Florence taxpayers. And had it not been for some on social media announcing this meeting, Mr. David Carson would not have attended and recorded it for the public to view on You Tube channel, Florence Patriots which your humble reporter took the information on this meeting from. Was this to be the last meeting for the public? When was the first public meeting held? 

Mr. Sullivan explained that first, there had been some crosswalks added to the plan. One at Norton auditorium going across Pine St. This would connect the parking lot west of Pine. The other at Flowers Hall to the UNA practice field across Pine St. The question was not asked so I will post it here. Are there not already traffic lights WITH crosswalks at these locations? Then he dropped what some would consider the bombshell. The design had incorporated making Pine St. 2 lane with a bike lane running north and south all the way from Cypress Mill Rd.! While it is true that this would seem to hamper speeding in the area, this would also effectively disconnect Pine St. from being a major route to the downtown area.

One of the first questions asked was “Where would all the current traffic go?” Mr. Sullivan answered that “studies” had been done that showed that going from a 4 lane to a 2 lane with a “turning” lane could handle the same amount of traffic. Firstly, the terminology had suddenly been changed from a “bike” lane to a “turning” lane and secondly the name of this “study” was not given in the answer. Mr. Sullivan did give an example of a motorist attempting to make a left hand turn in one of the “hilly” sections of Pine but failed to mention that the only street available to make a left hand turn at present; Lelia St., is a one-way westward direction now. The same questioner asked about the proposal for parking along Pine. Mr. Sullivan stated “angle” parking would be only along the area at Kilby school. He seemed to not answer the follow-up question about those backing into Pine St causing a bottleneck.

The second questioner for me hit the nail on the head. “How much is all this going to cost and is UNA going to pay for any of it?” With this, Mr. Sullivan seemed to stammer but did say that “resurfacing” to go all the way to Cypress Mill Lane would be $600K to $700K, most of which would be asphalt cost. When pressed he cited a “court ordered study performed by NACOLG” on the effects on pedestrian traffic from Cypress Mill Rd. to Dr. Hicks Blvd. When another citizen asked whatever happened to the plan to build an overpass for the students to use when crossing Pine St., she was told that it would be “difficult” to convince the students to use it. They would not “congregate” properly. Evidently, Florence motorists are more “pliable”. He could not answer the question also of how many students cross Pine St on a daily basis.

From this point the meeting dissolved into a tap dance of the same talking points. An interesting remark came from city councilman Bill Griffin about installing cameras to record the license plates of speeding vehicles using Pine St . It would only cost $25 to $30K each. A suburb of Birmingham had recently installed these and they were “inexpensive”. He also stated Florence should foot the bill for any reconfiguration of Pine St since it was a city street and UNA should write traffic tickets on Pine St. (the FACT that most of Pine St does not border UNA’s campus seemed not to matter.) Mr. Sullivan ended the meeting by stating this “court-ordered study” was showing that the entire structure of Pine St should be changed. The traffic flow, the pedestrian and bike path, all should be made more accommodating. He did not come right out and say it was meant to be accommodating for UNA and their students. He did not need to. 

A lingering question for me is one that was asked at the first of the meeting and was not answered at this meeting: Who will pay for it? UNA or the Florence taxpayers? And just one more question if I may; how will those in North Florence get downtown? Well ok, two then - we still don't know WHAT ABOUT PINE ST.?













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We have one question to add: what about the new football stadium? No, we're not talking about traffic when the new field arrives. We want to know how much of this new construction on Pine Street will have to be torn out and redone completely to accommodate entrance and egress at the stadium.

Doesn't it make much more sense to complete the new stadium and the street alterations at the same time? Common sense - that commodity is in very short supply in each of the Shoals municipalities. 


Everything's Okay - Leo Just Ate the Engineer for Lunch

Monday, December 11, 2023

A Legitimate Take on Inspiration Landing

 



Perhaps many have heard the story of a store owner who took inventory of his stock. Most counts went something like this: Hmmm, I have two cans of peas in stock, but I really need 12, so I'll put down 12 in the amount column. At the end of the inventory, his store was in excellent shape...on paper.

This seems to be the current state in Sheffield. Mayor and council and others in the city government are waiting for that blasted horse to talk. It's not going to. 

The last that we heard, John Elkington was asking for more utilities, all at the expense of the City. We can safely assume that the Memphis mogul will keep asking for more no matter how much he gets. If you've lost count, this is the tenth year of public IL planning. In three weeks, we'll be going into year 11.

Why can't someone in authority in Sheffield simply say "enough?" Perhaps someone is. Enter Sheffield attorney Bennett Pugh. Here are some recent pithy quotes:


* As the lawyer representing the consultant to the project, it’s dead and those roads and infrastructure were a colossal waste of money. The city built the infrastructure after the lawsuit was filed and knowing that this development was in trouble. I expect a judgment soon that will put an end to this scheme.

* The mayor clearly has not seen the documents that I have and doesn’t realize that the LLC couldn’t even pay my client for his good work on the grant money. Ellington and his LLC couldn’t even pay their lawyer who withdrew and sued them for his fee. Bottom line: he and the LLC were under capitalized for this project and the city’s governing body fell for it.

* ...the prior city council made the transaction and this one doubled down on it. The city will be paying off the bond payments forever.


You may want to read that last entry again. Your children, if not also your grandchildren, will be paying on those two FDA loans the town used to pave and install curbs for roads to nowhere.

And this was not Elkington's first failed project. Yet the City trusted him, deferred to him, honored him. Now isn't it time to sue him?


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We have a perfect idea for Sheffield. The tallest man made structure in the world is in Dubai and stands 163 stories. Let's tear down the standpipe and a few stately homes on North Montgomery Avenue. We'll then erect a building with 164 stories. 

Tourists will come from all over the world to see this magnificent complex. Agree? Good. Now give us a few billion for our "creation."


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