It's now official that the University of North Alabama will be a Division I institution. Steve Pierce is happy. Ken Kitts is relieved. Mark Linder got a chance to speak at a news conference without really saying anything (his specialty). The only person in the whole kerfuffle who appeared competent was Marty Abroms--at least that's something.
So whom will UNA now play in football? Here's the current Big South members list: Charleston Southern, Gardner-Webb, Liberty, Kennesaw State, Presbyterian, and Monmouth. It's bad enough when UNA plays Christian Brothers; now we'll have to yell "Kill the Presbyterians."
Drive-Thru Story of the Day:
Cashier - Oh, I'm so sorry. I did that wrong. I'm so sorry.
Customer - That's fine. No harm done.
Cashier - No. Really, I am just so sorry.
Customer - You must have to deal with some very rude people.
Cashier - Oh, you know my manager...