The Monster That Ate Sheffield

The Sheffield resident saw the monster and immediately called for help. Whether one or two patrol officers made it round to the site first, we don't know. We do know that there were reportedly two on the scene by the time it was decided more help was needed. They called their DI.

When the inspector arrived, he too was shocked at the enormity of what they were facing. He called the acting police chief who was out jogging around city hall. When the acting chief arrived, he also recoiled in horror. Even more help was needed. A call was placed to animal control.

Yes, finally animal control was called, and Flower Jr. was rounded up and presumably released into the wild. Who knew Sheffield police officers were so unfamiliar with handling skunks?

(The above story was sent to us by a Sheffield resident. If there should be errors, we'll be happy to correct them.)

While speaking of things that stink in Sheffield, we know the city is in money-saving mode. That's good - just not in all areas. Several months ago a magistrate left Sheffield and went to work for the City of Muscle Shoals. Did Sheffield seek a replacement? Apparently not. Sheffield then re-hired the woman part time to work in collecting fines, etc.

Is this unethical? Or perhaps the word is illogical? Imagine this conversation:

Mr. Smith: Hi, I'm here to pay $100.00 on my speeding ticket as I promised in municipal court.

Clerk: Hmmm, Mr. Smith, don't you still owe $100.00 on a similar fine in Muscle Shoals...one that you haven't paid on this month?

Mr. Smith: Yes. Is that a problem? I'm here now wanting to pay this to Sheffield.

Clerk: I suggest you pay Muscle Shoals first. Then if you have any salary left this week, come back and give the remainder to Sheffield.

See the problem with sharing an employee?


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