The Cold Shoulder at Muscle Shoals

From a reader:

Thank you for helping expose some of the problems at local high schools. Here's my beef. My family moved here from out of state and enrolled my daughter at Muscle Shoals. I understand the need for a dress code but I understand there have been problems with this code before. I bought my child several "cold shoulder" tops only to find out that they are forbidden by the dress code. Guess what, a certain math teacher who's not all that old wears them. This is her school picture.

We checked and this is indeed the school portrait of the teacher in question. We suggest that anyone who feels this is not fair play contact the school board and report the teacher. Muscle Shoals just loves disciplining teachers. No, wait, that's only if they're black. 

Yes, this is total hypocrisy. A young female teacher can be just as distracting as a young female student. Also, pardon us for showing our 112 years of age, but if a woman wants to get ahead professionally, she can't dress as a slut or hoochie mama or whatever term currently in vogue.

God Personally Anointed Adolph Hitler?

The things we learn on Facebook. No need to worry about elections says one local man. God personally places all leaders in power. Yes, the person who said that passes for a sentient adult.

The idea behind this specious theory is that there's something God wants done that only this man or woman can do. You mean like killing six million Jews, circus freaks, and all the mentally ill in Eastern Europe? Okay, gotcha. 

And we used to wonder how some people raised such malevolent offspring... (Just in case anyone may be in doubt, God is incapable of willing evil.)