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Patricia Edmon Ayers is a woman of many talents, or so she says. Her business claim to fame is that she is good at producing organizational charts. Alas for Patricia, we've seen some software that makes it so easy even Bonzo could do it. What else do we know about Patricia?
She seems to like men, brunette men with facial hair. At least the four males she sent her stunning snaps fit that bill. Since we last addressed this candidate for mother of the year, we've made some interesting discoveries.Yes, it seems two of Patricia's three children are males. We're guessing husband Matthew just wasn't into boys. Oh, and her marriage? Yes, it seems she was already married when she began her relationships with the other three men. One of these three lives in Texas; the other unnamed online lover is local and advertised for nude models. We wonder what he thought of Patricia.
Not only does Patricia use the screen name Dolphin Pooh, she's also known as Sapphire Dragon. She's a "Pagan Mommy," who has dreams of building a special room for her alternative lifestyle.
Patricia has stated that she owns three computers. We know the Lauderdale County Sheriff's Department has confiscated them plus other electronic devices and according to our sources there, more charges are likely to be presented to the grand jury.
Anyone out there really like Patricia Ayers? Apparently someone in Colbert County liked her bunches. You, gentle readers, are probably thinking only someone with quite a sexual addiction could like Patricia--pagan, would-be witch, cheater, stripper, abuser of her own child; and you would be right.
Tomorrow: Patricia's Fourth Lover
Shoalanda
Ok, let’s first talk dolphin pooh. Articles in scientific journals indicate "feces" is the normal term used, and I feel quite certain it’s fitting in this case considering that’s (almost, but not quite) the term I would use for those “sexy pics” posted above. Although I will be the first to admit I’m no (Victoria’s) Secret, I will say that my sexy fireman boyfriend, Seymour Butts, does like the occasional picture text message. (Shhh! Don’t tell I.P.) But what kind of MORON goes OUTSIDE in her BRA and has someone take said “sexy pics?” One of the lovers? One of her kids? BLECK! PUKE!
ReplyDeleteI’d say she is attracted to brunettes with facial hair because SHE is a brunette with facial hair. And where does she find these “lovers?” 50 Shades of Ugly People Who Have Sick Fetishes.com??
Now, “Mystik Dragon Slayer.” I bet that DOES look good on his resume! Do you suppose he’s applied for a job with the MS Mayor’s office? I hear slaying is a requirement for employment these days.
I'm going to guess the pics were taken outside because either the photographer found it, uh, appealing to do so outside, or neither Patricia nor the shooter knew how to set the camera to an automatic exposure mode.
Deletecheck this out; before, you go slandering peoples names you need to make damn sure you have your facts straight. I know this woman very well,and the `pooh` you are talking is exactly that. Now, the pooh in dolphin pooh is from combining two separate ideas. She loved dolphins, and Winnie the Pooh., Her mother died three years ago,which put her in a severe state of depression for a year,in which time said incidents may have happened.Depression is not a joking matter. It can make a person do stuff then would never do in their right frame of mind. Ya`LLC know nothing about any of what you are trying to act like you do, and before you go casting stones up there in that Bible belt, remember that only one person has the right to pass judgment- that person being the lord himself. So before you go slandering someones name for the sale of selling some more newspapers, be sure you have only the bare fact and you can back every fact you print. No sin is great than another. Slander is also a sin. Sounds to me like some of ya`ll need to go back and reread the Bible. I bet ya`ll won't even have the cahones to print this.
ReplyDeleteWe don't print anything. We also don't sell newspapers. Nothing we've said is false.
DeleteJudging? Please read the sidebar. You might learn something about the Bible.
Depression? Yes it can cause people to do things they ordinarily wouldn't. Most would draw the line at prostituting their own child.
What the hell is wrong with you! THEY RAPED A CHILD!!!!!!!!
DeleteBoy I bet you sure feel stupid now. 2300 years for what they did do.. no slander about it.. it was true . And you look as bad as them now.. nobody's mother can make them have such feelings..no depression.. no slump.. it was their nature ..
DeleteYou must feel pretty stupid now I guess
DeleteWhy even respond to this idiocy? The lady can't even produce a legible sentence. Undereducated, and I'm underwhelmed by your defense of this monster whom perpetrated these barbaric acts against a child.
ReplyDeleteSo here we are....June 2014, and these two low life's are set to plead GUILTY
!!! They have withdrawn their 'not guilty' plea and are admitting their guilt. How sad for the children involved.
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