Monday, July 29, 2013
I Thought It Was a Joke
Remember a few months ago when The Onion proclaimed the leader of North Korea was the sexiest man alive? I know you remember when Shoalanda announced Jane Fonda was the new Vice President of Entertainment at UNA. Then there was an often linked article about a couple living in Manhattan without running water. All jokes.
So that's what I thought when I opened an email that said Shoals had a retweet for me. It was a "Baptism Party" at McFarland Bottoms (sic) with hotdogs afterwards. So I'm thinking "who's the funnyman that wants to make fun of church?"
It turns out there really is a "Launch Point Church" complete with a Flash Gordon rocket logo. I still thought for a few minutes that it must be some kind of humanist gathering that really got into the spirit of a joke, but after Googling several sites, I've come to think it's a real group in Colbert County.
I can remember when teachers tried to instruct kids how to act in certain situations. I vividly remember a Christmas Party in the school's gym; at the end a young man sang something like "Away in a Manger." Most kids started to applaud at the end, but the teachers soon put a stop to it. Back in our classrooms to collect out things, the teachers explained how you weren't supposed to applaud an act of worship.
Now I think the teachers just say "do the best you can" and hope for the best. I'm not sure about the hope part. I told Shoalanda what I was going to write and that it might generate some emails. She said it wouldn't be the first blog that did.
I guess those "If it feels good, do it" bumper stickers really worked.
Bailey
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A sinner publicly professed his love for Jesus Christ and was washed clean of his sin. I can't think of a better reason to celebrate. I know Heaven celebrated. Maybe you would have preferred they serve cumin seared salmon? I, personally, would pick the hotdog.
ReplyDeleteand the point is....???
ReplyDeleteI go to LPC and will admit our bumper stickers are generic looking lol.
ReplyDeleteBut I love my church to death lol