The UNA Trio: Their Parents Must Be Proud

 

Did you know the City of Florence has $600,000.00 invested in Israeli industries? Neither did we. 

Apparently that's what three UNA students have been told...or dreamed...or something. They (one male, one female, one indeterminate) recently appeared before the Florence City Council to demand something along the lines of divesting these funds and initiating an end to the Hamas-Israeli war. We're sure the council was thrilled to learn the extent of its power and influence.

What do they teach these bumpkins at UNA?

No, war isn't pretty, but if the future of our country depends on this trio, in 30 years Canada and Mexico will be fighting over the rights to Kansas.

"From the Liver to the Knee"