Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Welcome to the Shoals' Newest Attorney!

Have you been a victim?

* Has you neighbor run over your pet rattle snake with his lawn mower?

* Has your boss hit you on the back too hard when he promoted you?

* Has the meter reader stolen your dog's affections?

* Has Mickey D's shorted you on chicken nuggets?

* Has a Russian hacker taken over your Twitter account?

* Has the local political blogger announced to the world that your name really isn't Alf, but Alfonse?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may be entitled to a large cash settlement...that is if you can find the right attorney. And, boy, do we have the attorney for you.

That's right, we're being allowed the exclusive privilege of announcing the arrival of one of the Southeast's premier personal injury attorneys. Yes, he's come all the way from Ethridge, goat cheese and all, to set up practice in Colbert County with his city slicker cousin. Remember you heard it here first!


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