Look up at the top of the page. That’s right. That pretty lady up there is Ms. Kaytrina Simmons and she wants to represent you if you live in District 1 in Florence. Speaking as your canine adviser, I agree that Ms. Kaytrina is the one for the job.
But you say, Prince, isn’t Shoalanda getting money for her advertisement? Sure, but I’m not. Now I want you to think about something.
Remember four years ago when Dave Smith escorted the ex-husband of his opponent down to the TimesDaily office for a news conference. You know…the time ol’ Dave didn’t know what the man was going to say. Wink, wink? Now, tell me, do you have to be a border collie to know that ol’ Dave knew exactly what the man was going to say?
Or how about this? How about ol’ Dave making the new animal shelter a white v. black issue. Just the thing to unite Florence, right? Do you really want four more years of Dave Smith…or do you want a progressive and intelligent candidate who will serve ALL the residents of her district.
Nope, I’m no border collie; I’m just a beagle, but even I know what’s right for District 1. Her name is Kaytrina P. Simmons and she’s grrrreat!
(And if you vote for Dave Smith, I will biiiiite you!)
The body found Thursday in Florence has been identified. We’re sure there is a great deal more to this story, but we hope all our readers will take a second tonight to say a prayer for this young woman’s family and friends.