Friday, September 2, 2016

Kaytrina P. Simmons/Missing Woman Found Dead

Look up at the top of the page. That’s right. That pretty lady up there is Ms. Kaytrina Simmons and she wants to represent you if you live in District 1 in Florence. Speaking as your canine adviser, I agree that Ms. Kaytrina is the one for the job.

But you say, Prince, isn’t Shoalanda getting money for her advertisement? Sure, but I’m not. Now I want you to think about something.

Remember four years ago when Dave Smith escorted the ex-husband of his opponent down to the TimesDaily office for a news conference. You know…the time ol’ Dave didn’t know what the man was going to say. Wink, wink? Now, tell me, do you have to be a border collie to know that ol’ Dave knew exactly what the man was going to say?

Or how about this? How about ol’ Dave making the new animal shelter a white v. black issue. Just the thing to unite Florence, right? Do you really want four more years of Dave Smith…or do you want a progressive and intelligent candidate who will serve ALL the residents of her district.

Nope, I’m no border collie; I’m just a beagle, but even I know what’s right for District 1. Her name is Kaytrina P. Simmons and she’s grrrreat!

(And if you vote for Dave Smith, I will biiiiite you!)


The body found Thursday in Florence has been identified. We’re sure there is a great deal more to this story, but we hope all our readers will take a second tonight to say a prayer for this young woman’s family and friends.

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