Is Laura Fitterman on Suicide Watch?

What is a Safety-Smock? From Wiki: An anti-suicide smock, Ferguson, turtle suit, or suicide gown is a tear-resistant single-piece outer garment that is generally used to prevent a hospitalized, incarcerated, or otherwise detained individual from forming a noose with the garment to commit suicide. The smock is typically a simple, sturdily quilted, collarless, sleeveless gown with adjustable openings at the shoulders and down the front that are closed with nylon hook-and-loop or similar fasteners. The thickness of the garment makes it impossible to roll or fold the garment so it can be used as a noose. It is not a restraint and provides modesty and warmth while not impeding the mobility of the wearer.

This is the garment Laura Fitterman was wearing in her Lauderdale County Detention Center mug shot. We don't recall seeing any pics of inmates wearing these before--these could be the welcome addition of our new sheriff Rick Singleton.

 

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Yes, potential employers will check your Facebook page: Link

Maybe even your current employer will look at what you post. That is if you have an employer. You might not want one. Let's just say that if you work for Acme Widgets, you might not want to list your employment as: F*ck Acme Widgets. Just a hunch...

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We love memes, but we usually forget them rather quickly. Here's one of our favorite unforgettable two:

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