I would like to announce my candidacy for the Democratic nomination to be your next president
My platform:
1) all southerners will be tried for treason and if they admit their guilt as traitors may be re-admitted as conditional citizens.
2) all firearms will be confiscated and you will be issued a shelter dog instead.
3) one lane of every paved road shall be designated a bike lane. in the event the road only has one lane it shall be closed to motor traffic.
4) citizens will be issued healthy food based on a 1800 calorie diet.
5) the US flag shall be considered a military honor and anyone flying the symbol of world oppression other than active military personnel shall be arrested under the "stolen valor law"
6) undocumented citizens shall be in charge of food production and will be paid $15 an hour
7) because of the need to protect the nations food supply the undocumented citizen will be exempt from the gun laws.
8) the income tax will be repealed and replaced with a national food and marijuana tax.
9) all nuclear and coal electricity plants will be closed immediately. citizens will be issued three 270 watt solar cells. deal with it.
10) elected officials will be exempt from the above .
Did I leave anything out?
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Good luck, Jim! You have our vote.
Shoalanda
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