Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Santa Comes to Cherokee


There was no warning when he came to town;
Chuck was at the ER, and the 3G was down.

The Council was at BK, and the line was long;

Thelma was at home, hanging up her thong.

Santa looked around and shook his head;

Even People's Drugs was empty--the town was dead.

He knew they'd been naughty, knew all their ways;

How could he make it better? He'd give them Rhea Tays!