Saturday, April 3, 2010

RegionalCare: If It Seems Too Good...

The plot so far--RegionalCare has offered to:

1. Purchase Helen Keller Hospital for 60 million dollars

2. Pay off ECM's 140 million dollar debt

2. Retain all the present staff

4. Add physicians to hospital staff

5. Add state of art medical equipment

6. Raise Medicaid & Medicare reimbursement rates for the area

7. Build a new mega-hospital on land to be purchased at a later date

8. Make the new hospital profitable without unduly raising fees/rates

Our take?

1. RegionalCare should be running a chain of casinos

2. If anyone believes this, we have billions of acres of ocean front property in Arizona to sell you