Roy's "Attorney for Men"

Roy Moore has filed a lawsuit against five individuals alleging a criminal conspiracy against him during his candidacy for the U.S. Senate. If you look at the complaint, you'll find a great of information about these five individuals, but take a closer look.

Defendant Richard Hagedorn is guilty of only having a gay brother who works for the Washington Post and knowing the other four defendants. Debbie Gibson? She once translated for Hillary Clinton and announced she supported Doug Jones. 

Now we have to ask if Roy Moore had a difficult time finding an attorney to take such a case? Apparently he did. His lawyer is Melissa Isaak who advertises that she is an "attorney for men." If you're bumfuzzled over that one, apparently she handles divorces for male clients only. 

So is a divorce attorney for men the ideal person to represent a client in a criminal conspiracy trial? If the plaintiff is Roy Moore, she very well could be. 

Braid her hair into pigtails and she could possibly pass for a young teenager. Yep, that's the right one for Ray...er, Roy.

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Now we have a quiz for you. You live in a small community that's been rocked by tragedy. Which do you find the most unsettling?

A. A man runs onto the school campus and tampers with a flag just to get in front of television cameras. (He could easily have had a gun.)

B. There are reported threats against the life of the young girl who caused the tragedy.

C. Some object to the unauthorized lowering of the school flag to half staff.

In case you think you know the answer, you've obviously never played three card monte or lived in a small community.