The Revenge of the Mayor?

 

Pictured above is Muscle Shoals Mayor Mike Lockhart. (Note to Mike: They now sell cheap undershirts with vee-necks at Walmart...right there in Muscle Shoals.) A highly placed source in the city has told us it was Mike who demanded Scott Clayton-Atwater be given the job as golf pro at Cypress Lakes. In this manner, the malicious mayor had his revenge on one or more employees of the city's recreation department.

Consider:

1. How many other interviews has the mayor ever sat in on? We’ve been told very few, if any. 

2. How long has the city ever given anyone to accept or decline a position? We’ve been told never more than a couple of days regardless of the position. (Clayton-Atwater had two weeks.) 

3. How long has the city ever given anyone, regardless of the position, to start after the interview? Willing to bet it’s not two months. 

Governments, like individuals, usually get what they deserve. Cypress Lakes has long been a sucking drain on the City of Muscle Shoals, and Clayton-Atwater will fit right in.