Friday, July 27, 2018

Forget the Toffee Tee-Shirts


If you want to be really in, forget the "I Prayed for Toffee" tee-shirts. No, after reading that Rebeka Mason is now working at Robert Bentley's Tuscaloosa dermatology practice, we have an idea for a much better slogan:


Bobby & Becky Cleared Up My Skin

Information emerging from depositions in a legal case have revealed that the LuvGuv pays his hands-on help sixty thousand a year to be his...hmmm, we're not really sure of her job description.

We'll just wait for the trial to clear that up as well as everyone's skin.


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Lauderdale County School SRO? More information is leaking out. It seems that the town will pay 14 thou, or half the new SRO's salary. Donations are expected to make up the rest. Really? 

Rogersville has approximately 1,200 residents. That's over $10.00 per every citizen. So tell us how generous you feel, Rogersville?






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