Friday, November 17, 2017

They're Calling Him "Chief Handjob"


Al.com was the first news outlet to break the story of Bryan Hammond's accusation that he had been sexually assaulted by the Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate Doug Jones. After the state's largest news network contacted Killen's police chief for a statement, he recanted.

Still the comments have kept coming: Killen is a speed trap, Killen has a police department?, Barney Fife hasn't aged well, this is a clown, this guy needs to be replaced now, and our second favorite: This guy sits on those he arrests to punish them.

As we write this, there are approximately 325 comments on the AL.com article, 80% of them negative toward Killen and Chief Handjob. Doug Jones has not so far commented on the comedy. Perhaps he's made a mental note to revoke Killen's charter if he's elected to the Senate?

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We've seen comments blaming the man who first reported Chief Handjob, saying he or AL.com or PNS or us will cause the Killen Keystone Kop to lose his job. No, we think he's done a pretty good job of that himself. $45,000.00 a year, probably more now, and he doesn't know how to behave? 

There's nothing funny about sexual assault. At least five women and several men have demanded the Killen town council show Chief Handjob the door. No, not funny at all.




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