About Those TVA In-Lieu-of-Taxes...

Two local cities recently had lunch...

Muscle Shoals: How about our high school; it looks like an Egyptian temple.

Florence: How about our new middle school; we had the ghost of Frank Lloyd Wright design it.

Muscle Shoals: How about our mall; it's still hanging in there.

Florence: How about our mall; we've got Belk and Dillard's.

Muscle Shoals: How about all we've been doing with TVA in-lieu-of-tax money?

Florence: Uh, yeah...Hey, how about them Lakers?

Cheer up, Florence. The new Ag Center is sure to need a lot of pooper scoopers to work for minimum wage.

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