Monday, August 3, 2009

These Two Women Were Just Asking for It

It's nice to know so many Alabamians retain old-time values. Where else in the USA are we to find so many individuals, both male and female, who realize sex crimes are always the woman's fault? A recent Florida incident involving a poor, misunderstood man from Sheffield is a prime example.

It seems Reginald Lamont Elliot, who listed his home address as Sheffield, Alabama, when arrested by Marion County, Florida, deputies, has become the latest victim of the siren's song. The July 31st edition of the Ocala Star-Banner reports that while riding a Greyhound Bus the hapless Elliot was so overcome by the charms of a 13 year-old girl and a 67 year-old woman that he could not contain himself; more to the point, he couldn't contain a certain part of himself, and began to masturbate while looking longingly at these two wanton hussies.

These Jezebels had the nerve to report Elliot to the bus driver who then pulled over and called the sheriff's department. We can only hope that Florida authorities will recognize that Reginald Lamont Elliot was in no way to blame for this consensual act and allow him to return to his rightful place in society--in all probability, teaching school.

What's up with this: It seems Norfolk Southern Railroad has announced a dramatic increase in second quarter profits for 2009. Perhaps it's time for them to reconsider their announced layoffs for the Sheffield yard.