Sunday, August 16, 2009

Guy Clark Was Wrong - You Can Buy Love

"Only two things that money can't buy. That's true love & homegrown tomatoes." Guy Clark

Kids just left for college? Husband left you for a newer model? Wife left you because you're boring? We have the solution to all your problems. You can, for a small adoption fee, buy a best friend. You can purchase true love. You can rescue an innocent victim sitting on death row.

Does this once in a lifetime offer sound too good to be true? Well, it's not only true, it's not just once in a lifetime either--it's five days a week, 52 weeks a year. Still, with all that love available right now, why wait? Here's how to order, er, adopt.

Florence/Lauderdale Animal Shelter: 702 West College Street, 760-6676, M-F (Closed for Lunch), Adoption fee includes neutering and first shots.

Colbert County Animal Control: 5010 Missouri Street, Tuscumbia, 381-4073.

PAWS: Next Adoption Event - August 22 - Petco in Florence - Noon until 4:00 p.m.

Note: If you're not in the Shoals area, Petfinder covers the United States; we're sure there's a bundle of fur out there with your name on it!