Sunday, September 19, 2021

How Not to Look Like a Good Human Being

 



Want to look like a dirty, rotten scoundrel? Here's a few tips:

* Say all the bad things you can about a man whose job you want.

* When you get the man's job, contact any press you think will listen with tales of what a much better job you're doing.

* Be sure to ridicule any who don't agree with you. It's so mature.

* Tell people you're afraid of detractors and demand police protection from time to time.

* Take photos of any who dare oppose you as they speak with the public, then send out to friends to be published as propaganda.

* Go against any of your previously stated beliefs if you think there's money in it for you.

And how about how to look like a totally imbecilic human being?

* Try to set up a genuinely nice human being whom everyone really likes and who actually cares for his hometown.

We eagerly await how this turns out for Florence's version of Snidely Whiplash.



6 comments:

  1. From the description you've given I am guessing Donald Trump is moving to Florence.

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  2. I was thinking it was Doug Jones.

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  3. Shoalanda speaks in euphemisms. Every thing said leave me scratching my head and asking "What does that mean?" I have tried on several instances to understand a story only to leave it in the trash where it belongs. I wish the stories were presented with more clarity.

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    1. To clarify (since you asked), all these acts have been committed by a City of Florence employee who apparently likes to "get back" at anyone in authority who questions him. Sadly, despite having an iota of intelligence, this man has now made enough enemies that he will never prosper in this community.

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  4. "To clarify", You just made my point!

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    1. Apologies for overestimating the little gray cells of many readers.

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