Hammer Films Presents: Roy Moore AD 2020

Who doesn't appreciate a good horror film? Yet with Christopher Lee sadly no longer with us, no new films featuring the umpteenth rise of a bloodsucker from the dead had been expected. Good news: Roy Moore has rescued the forlorn lovers of resurrected evil. 

If Bradley Byrne is correct, Roy Moore, who insists upon calling himself a judge, will be tossing his virgin-blood stained cape into the ring for the 2020 U.S. Senate race. Running as a Republican, Moore will face Byrne, Looney Mooney, Tommy Tuberville, and any others who are similarly up for a hoot. 

One political pundit has said Byrne won't get any votes north of Birmingham and that Moore and Mooney will cancel each other out in their insanity. (Yes, we know - it's difficult to imagine anyone as addled as Moore, but so far Mooney is putting on a good show.) That will leave the nomination and ultimate win to Tuberville. 

If you're a Moore fan, don't despair. Even if Roy Moore AD 2020 is a ballot box office flop, we understand that a new season of Psychoville is being written just for him.

I Have Returned to Destroy You! - Roy Moore to the Citizens of Alabama