United Fight Club - Florence Council Style

 

"It turned into a ballroom blitz."

There was drama: Eugene Sak is a slum Lord. - Michael White

There was crime: Get rid of the guns. - Billy Ray Simpson

There was anger: Arm chair quarter-backs know nothing about real life. - Jimmy Oliver

There was grief: Jivin' Jackie Hendrix is a big disappointment. - Michael White again

There was hope: I've drawn better City maps for your consideration. - River Zurinsky

There was comedy: Doesn't the City know how much one hundred million is? - David Carson

Our takeaway? We actually agree with Mr. Simpson about the prevalence of guns in the wrong hands in Florence. As for the logical Mr. White, we have to ask why he ever trusted Hendrix and his moll the Big Dombrowski (still allowed to sit on the Tree Commission)? Yes, Mr. Zurinsky has indeed come up with a better revision of the City's six districts; we'll be publishing them later this week.

Will things get better? Not if Florence continues to have a Dick Jordan mindset.