Facts about Bloodstained Men Coming to Muscle Shoals

 

Think it's not a Halloween graphic? It looks pretty scary to us!

Some facts about "Bloodstained Men" coming to Muscle Shoals on Friday at 10:00 a.m.:

1. Group (usually includes six men) has been previously arrested in Mobile and Tuscaloosa for disturbing the peace or lewd behavior. (Their signs include language not permitted in this blog.)

2. The group's leader calls himself "Brother K," while one member legally changed his name to "Moe Love." We predict uncircumcised males in the US will usually get less love due to problems with STIs.

3. Group disses their mothers and mothers in general.

4. Group advocates removal of religion from our society.

5. Group seeks large class-action lawsuits against physicians, mainly pediatricians whom they accuse of malpractice. 

6. Group's standard m.o. is to harass motorists at large intersections, even when told they're scaring small children.

The group will be in Muscle Shoals for only two hours on Friday before heading to Huntsville with their dubious message. We suggest avoiding the Avalon Avenue/Woodward Avenue intersection between 10:00 a.m. and Noon on Friday. If you can't avoid this area, a water gun filled with ammonia should keep them from your vehicle and children.