That's Big o' Her...or Is That Bigamy?

Yolanda Johnson Faulk

It's not every town that has a chance to elect a bigamist to public office. Apparently Florence is now one of those lucky municipalities.What options does Florence have to fill the soon to be vacant council seat in District One? Yolanda Johnson Faulk is running against Dave Smith, who was only too happy to accompany Paul Faulk to the TimesDaily office to present documents proving Yolanda Faulk had committed bigamy, but didn't "want to get involved."

Good luck, District One. You won't find anyone who can compare to Sam Pendleton any time soon.

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Hannah Mask of the TimesDaily has an interesting article on the new deferred action program designed to provide work permits for illegal aliens who meet certain requirements. Of course, Ms. Mask didn't use the word "illegal." She used the ever popular term "undocumented"--four times.

I can see it now...he's not a quack, he's an undocumented surgeon. She's not an unlicensed driver, she's simply undocumented. Drug dealers? No. They're just undocumented pharmacists. Then there could be the highly popular murder defense--He's just an undocumented executioner.

Shoalanda