William Foster Plays Detective

 

Today, Tuscumbia mayor William Foster stated that "we" are going to get to the bottom of August Borden's injuries. Is this the same man who supposedly told his wife he didn't think she was illegally parked?

So far in the past seven days, we've seen Steve Stanley almost single-handedly doom Town Plaza, Mike Lockhart continue to play the misunderstood victim, and now this. Isn't it time for new leadership...all the way around?

BTW, if Billy Hudson doesn't want a second term as mayor of Muscle Shoals, we believe Jennifer Underwood would make a great successor.

Did William Foster Get a Job at Texas Roadhouse?

 

He's the mayor of Tuscumbia. He's at an official ceremony inside Tuscumbia City Hall. Why is he wearing a hat?

1. He likes to break rules?

2. He's not smart enough to know better?

3. He's drunk?

4. He wanted to see if Shoalanda etal. was paying attention?

Indeed we are. William Foster has won the Born in a Barn award!

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For those who are manners-challenged, here's the rule:

All hats should be removed upon entering indoors, which includes houses of worship (unless customary otherwise, like at Jewish synagogues), public buildings, and private homes, especially at mealtimes. Exceptions include when attending indoor athletic events, taking public transportation, or traversing public thoroughfare spaces such as airports, hotel lobbies, and elevators.