Casey White Parole?

 

The positive identification of the body of Casey White's half-brother in Town Creek has pointed out another weakness in our state's administrative ability. Right hand - left hand and all that.

According to a statement from the Lauderdale District Attorney's office, Casey will be eligible for parole in 2081 when he's 98. That doesn't mean his parole is automatic, just that he's eligible for a hearing.

What does the DOC say? That site indicates Casey will be eligible in January 2061 when he's approximately 77 or 78. 

How much damage could Casey do at 78, assuming he lives that long? It might depend on how many female jailers he has helping him..

Want More Casey White? He Now Has a FB & Go Fund Me Page

 

In case you're having Casey White withdrawals, you may relax. There's a great deal more to come. Pictured is Casey's mother Connie L. Moore, aka Connie Thigpen, Connie McBride, and Connie White. With Connie is the son of Addison LaShae White, Casey's daughter.

Both Connie and Addison injected themselves into the spotlight big time this past week when they appeared at a press conference with Casey's new attorneys from Huntsville. Many have asked how the Whites are funding these big guns. Ask no more; they now have a Go-Fund-Me and Facebook page in Casey's name, ostensibly run by Addison.

You may also be asking how a Go Fund Me account is legal. The answer is it's not. Nice try, though. Earlier on Saturday, the account was still active, but it has been reported and has been taken down. For future reference, such accounts to raise bond money or legal fees are not allowed on Go Fund Me. 

One caveat: Have the Emetrol ready before you read the comments on the Facebook page. It's cluttered with posts from women who punctuate their theories with hearts. Our favorite is that Casey didn't escape - he was simply escorted out for a little R&R...