Gummies Are Now "Gel Squares"

 

Our legislature, while drafting legislation to legalize medical marijuana, made sure to specify the product wouldn't be marketed in candy form. It also specified that the "gummy" form would be only peach flavored to discourage children from consuming them.

How much is wrong with the above picture? Quite a bit.

First the flavor; check online and you will find grapefruit gummies for sale, as well as pomegranate. Who thought peach was the absolute worst flavor?

Then we have the word "gummy" itself:

We see that a gummy is now called a "gel square" for purposes of inserting medicinal marijuana. Once again, our legislature and its various legal commissions have saved the day.

Uh, did we mention there's a new lawsuit against the commission. Stay tuned...

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