Demastus Guilty, but No Jail Time

Buddy (on right) - Killed by Justin Demastus

Pictured on right is Golden Retriever Buddy shot and killed by Justin Aaron Demastus. The stand-up comedian has pleaded guilty in Colbert County and will be doing community service. That's right; no jail time that we're aware of. 

What kind of man shoots a Golden Retriever? The answer is obvious - no MAN at all would commit such a heinous act.

Dog Killer Demastus