Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Colbert County Gets Hip (Monument to Honor Sontarans Coming Soon)


In a daring yet calculated move, the Colbert County Commission has voted to place a monument honoring Sontarans on the court house lawn. One commissioner was even rumored to have claimed direct descent from this legendary race. 

Pictured below is an actual Sontaran:




Pictured here is an artist's conception of what the proposed monument will look like:



When asked how the Shoalanda blog uncovered the scoop, one writer allegedly quoted Hans Gruber's remarks on a classical education...




Disclaimer: We at SS greatly admire all public safety officers and feel they deserve more honor and respect than they usually receive. Firefighters should be more than a tourist joke.

Can't the Colbert Commission come up with something just a little more dignified?




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