Life is Short; Take Your Cheating Spouse to the Cleaners

Until last week we had never heard of the AshleyMadison Agency. The name certainly doesn't give away any information; Ashley is unisex, at least here in the States, and Madison seems to imply some degree of financial dependability. Even the word "Agency" lends a sense of legitimacy to the web-based business.

So, just what is the AshleyMadison Agency? Perhaps their slogan will give something away: "Life is short. Have an affair." If you're like us, you may immediately think of some urban myth based on an Onion article or long ago Saturday Night Live skit. Sorry, this web-based business is legitimate, or at least as legitimate as one can be based on adultery, swinging, and even the hint of bestiality.

Surely, something like this wouldn't attract any upstanding Shoals citizens? Think again. Here's the link to the AshleyMadison site:

http://www.ashleymadison.com/

Now, here's the fun part: Do you dare check for your wife or husband's profile? If your wife is a 30 year-old nurse from Florence (Night-Nurse) or your husband a 58 year-old businessman from Muscle Shoals (Charley725) or perhaps a 33 year-old Sagitarrius from Lexington (Hutley), then there's no need to check.

As we said, life is short; take your cheating spouse to the cleaners and find a mate that shares your values. We'll be happy to recommend an excellent divorce attorney.


Thought from an old country song: "What ya gonna do when the new wears off and the the old shines through? Then what?"