Tommy Is Seventh in Congress...

 

...in the amount of stock traded.  That's right, there are 528 members of the U.S. Congress who buy and sell less stocks than Alabama Sen. Tommy Tuberville. Further, he was one of 37 who traded in defense stocks last year. Nice, since he's a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee.

Certainly the "Coach" does good from time to time, but 90% of his acts and pronouncements are highly suspect. Isn't there someone out there who would be willing to run against Tommy in 2026? 

At this point, a hologram of Grover Cleveland would do...

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After a great deal of Christmas recreational reading, we feel the need to offer a new lesson in English. Disinterested and Uninterested are not interchangeable. It may be bad for a person to be uninterested in something, but it's always good for a judge to be disinterested in a legal matter.