"Ashley the God" Has Alabama Ties

 

For over a month, the tabloid style news has brought us a breaking story each day on the quadruple murders in Moscow, Idaho. Today's was a doozie. It comes from someone named Ashley Guillard, aka Ashley Taylor, aka Ashley God. The Chicago native claims to solve murders using Tarot cards. In fact she's already published at least two books on specific murders, plus making mention of others in her online videos. We're sure the authorities are greatly pleased that she's solved the murders of Take-Out and Driv-Thru and others.

If you're wondering how Ashley does it, she has a gift. Her "spiritual journey" began in 2015 and she almost immediately took up the art of the scam, uh, mystical method. Along the way in her pursuit of a master's degree, Guillard attended Troy University in Alabama. Troy is best known for spending big bucks on advertising and establishing a Confucius Institute on its South Alabama campus. How is Alabama always lucky enough to attract these types?

If someone announces she solved a murder with just three Tarot cards, most of us would quickly find a way to exit the conversation. Yet not all. Don't forget we have an actual portal into another dimension in downtown Sheffield. 

Don't laugh too hard; Madam Shoalanda's prediction is that this portal will be announced next December as the newest attraction at Inspiration Landing...