Will Dismukes? Be Very Afraid...

By now, most of you know that U.S. Congresswoman Martha Roby is retiring. So far, two have announced they will stand for the office she's vacating. One is Will Dismukes, currently an Alabama state representative from Prattville. Take a look at Dismuke's photo. Charming or what?

Yet Will Dismukes is anything but charming. He's bought and paid for by ALFA. Dismukes went to work for the Cthulhu of our state immediately after graduation from Faulkner State University. In case any are wondering, Dismukes proudly proclaims himself a Baptist in campaign literature, but attended Faulker to further his aspirations to play baseball. First things first.

After working for ALFA for a few years, he left to run for office. Guess what? His wife still works for the brutal insurance giant. Where do you think Dismukes' alliances lie? 

The salient question may be how can Will Dismukes help both himself and ALFA in Washington? Let's hope we never have to find out.

Please Protect Us from ALFA. Amen!