Meanwhile in Sheffield (We Feel for Ya, Mr. Jones)

We have to hand it to Sheffield High School teacher Mr. Chauncey Jones; he's nothing if not honest. It seems that Mr. Jones has previously taught his classes off campus, but has now been moved to the main high school. He's not a happy camper.

Said Mr. Jones:  "I wanted to be on the same schedule I'd had, which allowed for less chance of interaction with the general population of students."

We have to admire Mr. Jones; he's a very honest man.

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Speaking of Sheffield, our J. Redmon has a few words: It's pretty bad when store owners in Sheffield have to personally clean out CITY of SHEFFIELD storm drains to try and prevent their businesses from being flooded. How often does Sheffield perform routine maintenance on the city's storm drainage system?

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Finally from the City on the Bluff, Sheffield police recently arrested one of the department's staunchest critics, Sebastian Blu DeVaughn. Why? She was said to be trespassing when she refused to leave the station without being able to file a burglary report.

Apparently Sheffield police won't take a report if 1) the event occurred at Helen Keller Hospital which has security guards, 2) the person attempting to make the report is in their opinion "looney toons," or 3) they're meeting to discuss their next lip sync video.

You have been warned...