Rob Carnegie Vacations as Tourism Office "Burns"

 

In the past month, the Florence-Lauderdale Tourism office has lost four employees. Aside from President & CEO Rob Carnegie, only one employee remains. Who is this brave soul?

Our sources say a 24 year old who had been on the job three days as of Friday. We're also told that he's fresh out of seminary. Unless there's a newer, hip meaning of "seminary," we infer he's been studying for the ministry - not tourism promotion.

Hold on. It just gets better...

Our sources say Rob left for vacation on Friday and won't be back for a week. Either Robbie Baby is totally clueless or he's someone who has unlimited job security. Or perhaps the Canadian Country singer is visiting a new employment prospect? 

Could Florence be that lucky?