Did You Hear the One about the Teacher & the Student?

 

Did you know that Alabama is still the number one state for teacher-sex? In case anyone needs to hear this, it's still against the law, and any school systems that attempt to cover up a promiscuous teacher, male or female, should be reported and suffer whatever consequences the state can muster.

Parents, if your children come home from school on Monday lamenting the loss of a teacher, even if it's 87 year-old Quansette Picklefoot the home-ec teacher, call the school to get the skinny on why she or he left. If you find that your offspring has been involved with a teacher, as soon as you have killed your child and disposed of the body, call the local police/sheriff to report the sexual encounter.

Keeping silent never solved anything except for the teacher who's being shielded...

Why does anyone ever worry about what goes on in Washington when we have such a soap opera in the Shoals?