Alabama: Last in Vaccine Distribution, but First in Teacher Sex

 

We realize that someone or some entity has to be last in any list. We just don't understand why it's usually Alabama. That is unless it's something undesirable...like teacher-student sex. We're first in that in case you're wondering.

Have we missed these ads? Intelligent, goal-oriented, and can't keep it in your pants? Alabama wants you in its classrooms!

While it's definitely better to be last in some things, COVID vaccine distribution is not one of them. Yes, Alabama is dead last in inoculating its citizens. 

Think about this: Alabama has a land mass 53% the size of Wyoming and 62 public health departments; Wyoming has only 23. Wyoming towns may be over 100 miles from the nearest public health facility. Yet even Wyoming has a better vaccine administration rate than Alabama.

Should we start on Mo Brooks, or do you already feel bad enough about our state after reading the above paragraphs?