Tuesday, May 30, 2023

What's She Guilty Of?

 



Sad news in Frog Pond. The National Association of Tiddlywinks Champions has split. Now the corporate headquarters of Old Style and New Style sit side by side. Linus Lester Limburger is extremely upset and has called in a bomb threat to the Old Style headquarters.

Meanwhile, Miss Ohaletha Snadley, age 98, is substituting as third grade teacher at the Frog Pond School and has organized a protest by her students. She has led them in chants of "Burn down the New Style building."

Sadly, authorities have arrested Linus for making a terrorist threat. How about Ohaletha? What's she guilty of?

That same question recently arose around the recent arrest of Trevor Kiddy. He was arrested for calling in a bomb threat. Good call. Yet, isn't one of his mentors just as guilty if she, as a college associate professor, urges impressionable students to tear down property belonging to the City of Florence?

One of her supporters has called it "rhetoric." We gather he was implying that the phrase is simply a figure of speech.  Tell that to the judge...



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