A Few Words to the $12.00 Flag Thief

 

Yes, you - Caro LIne. You certainly had some good excuses:

You were drunk. You really took that to heart, didn't you? Your latest post is for a brand of tequila.

It wasn't a U.S. flag. No, but it was symbolic of an important American institution.

It cost only $12.00. Maybe... The average seems to be around $25.00 and the median $35.00. No matter what it cost, the owner was out that much money. (BTW, Shoalanda can eat lunch twice on $12.00; it's not that insignificant.)

You hate the police. We don't even have words to respond to that, you being so morally superior. We just love how you call people "retards" on your Facebook page. 

You're leaving town soon anyway. All we can say to that is Thank God and Greyhound...