We're Suing for Copyright Infringement

 

We promise this isn't a joke...

As regular readers know, our most popular blogs are the Labor Day Beauty Contest reports. In our blogosphere, entrants are actual labor union members whether male or female, no matter their age, weight, or mental health. Last year we had a fan favorite when a Border Collie identifying as a human female entered...and won.

This week the world has been subjected to breaking news from New Hampshire where a new Miss Derry has been crowned:

The winner is Brian Nguyen who identifies as female. Judges preferred to send Brian to the Miss New Hampshire pageant, choosing to overlook the young women in the photo who paled in size if not pulchritude. 

Welcome to 2022. We're eager to see how far Brian gets in the state pageant next Spring. 

Even though we feel we may have grounds for a copyright lawsuit, we still wish to thank those in New Hampshire who voted for Brian. These judges made many Alabamians (think Legislature) look sane.