Combining Colbert & Lauderdale Tourism?

 

Well, we're big rock singers
We got golden fingers
And we're loved everywhere we go
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show

Rob Carnegie hasn't posted on his music page since 2020, but we're sure he's hoping he makes it big fast. If Lauderdale and Colbert tourism combine forces, he may lose that title of "President and CEO." Wouldn't want to leave the CEO out, would we?

How many are anticipating this consolidation? Let's just say most sloths could count them on one paw.

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Attention Sheffield: Do your coaches know how to drive a riding mower? When you absolutely total one, it sure does cost a lot to repair it, doesn't it?