AL.com Can't Find the Governor? Shoot, Florence Can't Find Its Fire Chief

 

You may have heard that AL.com and several other news agencies have been trying to locate Gov. Kay Ivey. She hasn't been seen in a week. Wherever she is, we wish her well.

Meanwhile here in Bettertown, the fire chief hasn't been heard from in almost two months. Where is Jeffrey Perkins?

Has anyone checked the trunk of Handy Dandy Andy's vehicle? The East River? The complaint box at city hall (no one ever seems to check there for anything).

All most citizens want is a little honesty from our municipal government. It's been a long time they got any from the Florence mayor...

Meanwhile back in Montgomery: