The Board of Education Is Ready To Swing

How We Visualize Our Friend ZAR

It is that time once again, ladies and gentlemen. Time when voters in Lauderdale County will forgo voting for President on the Democratic Primary Ballot just to have a say in local elections.

I am almost as hyped as when Melson released that video the night before his last election. He poked fun at his political opponent for wearing a pink hat before swearing his alliance, not to the people of Lauderdale County, not the State of Alabama or United States Constitution, but to the Trump Movement.

I wonder if Superintendent Hatton goes by talking points? Waiting on him to release a statement concerning recent forced resignations seemed to take as long as the almost half a decade that plans for the new Tech School have played second fiddle to the ag center.

Principal Williams has the most experience in trade schooling. I understand that claims have been made that he is possibly a hot head? I have never met the guy, but since Facebook court is currently not in session I will make a judgement. Williams is hereby found guilty of tooting his own horn in the first degree. He is sentenced to cease from making videos that resemble Alexander Shunnarah ads, I am your superintendent Lauderdale County!

Coach Hill can yell and get pretty loud as well. Please remind me again why everyone at Brooks High School was so up-in-arms concerning their football player's field house? They are building a coliseum now. I also do not understand why Principal Hill made such a huge deal about being endorsed by the Leaders of Limu?

I have no doubt that Principal Jones would do a great job as superintendent, but by my own principle I usually do not vote for anyone who runs for office several times without being elected.

This question goes to all the Republican candidates:

How can anyone be a Trump supporter, and also be anti-bullying? Isn't that an oxymoron...?

Speaking of moronic things, we live in a state that still believes hitting children as young as a 5-years-old with a stick is the right thing for principals to do.

Paddling students does not require any level of patience.

Principals paddle the same students day-after-day, and yet they cannot comprehend that it does no good?

Who is the ignorant one now? If you don't like that, stick it in your smoker!

Happy Leap Day Everyone! Don't get too froggy.

Your good bud,


ZAR