Sunday, January 16, 2022

Wedding Vows Update

 



It's always good to be aware of the newest trends. Here's the men's marriage vows updated last summer:


"In the name of God, I, _____, take you, _____, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until parted by death or you embezzle $750,000.00. This is my solemn vow."



To any prospective wives out there: Remember, if he did it to her, he sure won't feel bad about doing it to you.



1 comment:

  1. And then reality sets in, the spouse finds pictures of their "beloved" with another person doing what "boys do" and they wonder how that happened. Who said "pictures are worth a thousand words"? There are a lot of pictures out there that would blow the minds of the sweetest little gray haired granny. Bless their hearts.

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