Which One Gets Fired?

Remember a few years ago when a local male department head was caught having lunch atop a table (and a female) in another city department? Remember which one was fired?

It's encore time with a new cast, so which one is fired this time? (Ladies, if you think you ever come out the winner in this game, you're sadly mistaken.)

We've been forwarded some very informative data on continued personnel problems at the University of North Alabama. The article is very long, and we're going to be breaking it down into parts. Apologies to Concerned Citizen 101 for taking so long to present this - it should prove very interesting!