Mayor Underwood, Prince Wants a Word with You!

A word from Prince, our Canine-American blogger:

Ahem and arf, Mayor Underwood. So you think a .10 per electric meter increase to fund the Colbert animal shelter will be a hard sell. Grrrrrr! After 12 years with no increase? Has anyone bitten you recently?

How about this...how about all dog owners/lovers stop shopping in Tuscumbia? You don't care about us, we don't care about you. 

But don't think we won't visit Tuscumbia. We'll make an effort to come bite everyone over there when we have the time. And we will do our business in that city, ahem. That doesn't mean purchasing from your merchants; that means looking at Tuscumbia as the toilet you're letting it become.

In closing, again I say, I'll biiiiiiite you!

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