Some Observations from J. Redmon

* The worst thing about all this rain is that it allows you to see just how many idiots there really are in The Shoals. (Hint: They're the ones that don't have their headlights on.)

* The Democrats aren't interested in truth or justice; only control.

* Quick: Call the cops! Someone went behind the Sheffield Street Department and stole all of the asphalt they filled the potholes on Hatch Blvd. with.

* The Claunch Cafe needs to stick to making chicken salad. Their salmon patties are a disgrace to the palette.

The last of J.'s observations was a little too short to post as a restaurant review. Make no mistake, we love the reviews that our readers send. In fact, we beg for them.

Just remember that no matter your opinion, there will be those who disagree and won't be that polite when they do it. So toughen up and have at it!

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