Who Vandalized the Do Right Man Barbershop?

WARNING: Strong Opinions Ahead!

So...Sheffield. It's a trashy looking little town, and when someone comes along who will actually clean up some commercial property and attempt to bring business into the downtown, vandals think these decent people are easy targets.

We've heard all sorts of rumors about who could have done this. If they're ever caught we'll have plenty to say about these yahoos. 

Now we know that no one currently wants to move to Florence either. (We're trying to get rid of Big Daddy as soon as possible!) We suggest Kevin and Sarah take a serious look at Athens. Lovely town, and if you have the money, go for it. 

Then while Mr. and Mrs. Robinson are living a rewarding life in a picturesque city, where will the vandals be? In a sewage filled dump no one in their right mind even wants to pass through...